By now you’ve heard people talking about the edgy and chik Fathom t-shirts. I’ve created a page here to display some of the photos people have sent in. Don’t worry, this is a curated collection rated PG-13. If you want your photo here, you’ll have to purchase a QiQuac or an AutoSalt, or be lucky enough to be a recipient of Apology-ware, which is what I send to people I’ve incidentally offended in one of the Soundings. I always say “I’m sorry you’re offended.”
Without further ado..
“I’ll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He’s about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like “I…AM…GOD!” He can blow up stuff just by looking at it. This is my own, personal idea of God.” –Jack Handey
“A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who’s going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.” –Jack Handey
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” Doug Adams, HGTTU.
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” Doug Adams, HGTTU.