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Fathom T-Shirt Parade

By now you’ve heard people talking about the edgy and chik Fathom t-shirts.  I’ve created a page here to display some of the photos people have sent in.  Don’t worry, this is a curated collection rated PG-13.  If you want your photo here, you’ll have to purchase a QiQuac or an AutoSalt, or be lucky enough to be a recipient of Apology-ware, which is what I send to people I’ve incidentally offended in one of the Soundings.  I always say “I’m sorry you’re offended.”

Without further ado..


“I’ll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a gold crown, and a long robe with lots of shiny jewels on it. He sits on a big throne in the clouds, and He’s about five hundred feet tall. He talks in a real deep voice like “I…AM…GOD!” He can blow up stuff just by looking at it. This is my own, personal idea of God.” –Jack Handey

Paul-James River in Richmond, Virginia

From Paul “Still rockin’ the t-shirt, butt.” That’s apparently a term of endearment in Wales. That’s what he told me.







“A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who’s going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.” –Jack Handey

Nick-Dog. I know, I’ve already told him to dye his hair blond.

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